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Time Dilation

by Governer Shreds

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1.
Deep Safe 03:04
2.
Eve Is Real 02:58
There's a world that's inside my front door It doesn't care what I look like, or mind that I'm so poor I'm never judged or made to feel inadequate Hang on baby, I'll just play for a little bit Don't turn the lights off Don't stay with me tonight You know I love you But it wouldn't be right You can't hold a candle To the way it makes me feel So I'll tell you now that Eve is real Lifting me up with skillpoints and faction standings My ISK per hour gives meaning to my life In here you can be anything you'd ever want to be As long as you want to be a spaceship I've been thinking for a long time That tonight will be the last time I've finally made up my mind So it's time for us to say goodbye It ain't gonna work I don't wanna try My spaceships love me So thank you for your time
3.
You live you life oblivious and dumb There's danger lurking and I will show you what I am I prey on tears, I feed on hope I mine the miners 'cause mining's a joke Blood in the belt You can't run away Blood in the belt It's not safe to play Blood in the belt You won't be okay So be afraid My guns are loaded with eight rounds void I'll die to kill you and I am overjoyed My hate preheated, I warp to you No pods escape when I do what I do
4.
So I finally found the hole I'm looking for And we moved on in, crammed ten million tons or more My hole is very lucrative, there's no ship I can't afford But everything on D-scan is a threat I can't ignore Get out of my hole I saw you going in Now your end just might begin We've shoved fifteen towers in here And you'll never take control So won't you get the hell out of my hole? My hole's defended by some very angry men They've marked their territory and we just can't pretend That you could've come here with the intent of being friends I've got enough men in here so one more time I'll ask again My hole is bountiful My hole is never ending It showers me with ISK That I'm forever spending All the hate All the fear In my hole With me here In this hole I'll live forevermore
5.
My Solo Rhea 04:51
Your spaceship has a jump drive But you're taking it through gates The space is high security But you're making a mistake You don't need no exit cyno In your freighter all alone You're space truckin' it to Jita But tonight we'll send you home My solo Rhea I'm with you till the end Our catalysts are coming I'm gonna bumb again My solo Rhea I think you're my best friend I'll stay with you forever Until we find your end Eight hundred off the gate Just you and me together So much ISK you're hauling But I could spend it better There is no safer option No making second trips Ten billion ISK of Veldspar You're making this a cinch I see the blackbirds and the logi all around you I know what you're thinking but they can't save you They can't save you My solo Rhea Our time is at an end We have to say goodbye now
6.
Wednesday morning, 1 am I'm waiting for a bridge on this titan again 'Just one more system' Our bait again informs I don't remember why I do this anymore Oh, I wish this game was fun We've been sitting here for hours And I can't be the only one Who would rather be outside Or rubbing sawdust into my gums Oh, I wish this game was fun Sitting in the station, I watch my spin count rise Can't even be in space 'cause we're afraid of hostile eyes What does it take for us to get a fight? This massively multiplayer doesn't sound quite right I wish this game was anything but reading spreadsheets Anything but using teamspeak I don't think I'm being so unreasonable But I keep on coming back...
7.
(Governer) So you're traveling alone Point your ship and there it goes 'Till the numbers come up zero zero It's the first time you'll fly To a place where you can die You're jumping blind and it's too late You jump in, bubble up My fleet doesn't give a fuck Who you are or why you're here Crash the gate You're too stupid to be bait In that little ship all on your own If you like to survive You can make it out alive Crash the gate, oh crash the gate (Zanois) I've got two weeks of skills And all the pirates I can kill Now it's time for me to take the fight To the pirates who prey on my empire and its space I am your here, I'll make things right Hit the gate, I jump through There is nothing I can do Why can't I warp away? We've been waiting for a long time In this god-forsaken pipeline So nice of you to stop on by You're fit too poorly to fight us Why'd you even bring an Ibis I just hope that you don't think to...
8.
To Win Eve 06:08
I'm just a nerd With a lot of time on my hands To write these silly songs That my own friends don't understand I'm not a spaceman Try as I might Just another pretend dot In our pretend spaceship life I'm not that good At keeping myself alive In a game where no one wins It can't hurt to say I tried To win this game some people have to lose a super Their butthurt so bad they smash up their computer The victims of theft and bitter burnouts have all won too But for me to win Eve Online, all I need is you We're all just nerds Clicking on boxes in space To hear 'Warp drive active' Is our Amazing Grace And I'm a spaceman I go where I please But there's no where I like more Than where you're all in front of me

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The Space Bard returns with a second album of Eve Online-inspired rock songs.

Eve Online is Copyright CCP

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released February 3, 2017

Denny Wright
Zane McDaniel
Justice McDaniel
Marshall Wright
Micah Korson

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